So here’s Unca Mo’s Rant.
Don’t fucking do methamphetamines. That shit will kill you. If you are gay, own it and be gay. I’ll still love you. Don’t be like Mr. Chi Pig. Losing teeth and shit. He’s gay and it’s cool. Hell, our eyes met in the bathroom in the El Rey in 1999. I’m straight as fuck, but I was all giddy with hero worship… Dude, Mr. Chi Pig, you can get anyone you want. Just get off the meth!