Crepes. Happy Bastille Day!

Savory Crepes
Author: 
Recipe type: Appetizer or Entree
Prep time: 
Cook time: 
Total time: 
Serves: 4 big ass crepes
 
Well, my Dad was at Taste of Chicago and posted a pic of the ham and cheese crepes he had. My honey decided that since it was Bastille Day, I had to make her crepes. Plus my buddy John Romero has been bugging me to teach him how to make crepes. I haven't made crepes in years! Now I think I'll make them at least every other week. They are so easy and delicious. Fill 'em with whatever the hell you want to get out of the fridge!
Ingredients
  • 1 cup (about 4-1/2 ounces) All Purpose Flour
  • ¼ tsp. salt
  • ½ cup whole milk
  • ½ cup water
  • 2 large eggs (3-1/3 ounces)
  • 2 T. unsalted butter, melted
  • (optional, if you have the kind of friend who just comes to your house with a giant goddam OUNCE of saffron) add 5-10 strands to the milk and stir well
  • Butter for cooking crepes
Instructions
  1. Preheat a nonstick saute pan over medium-low heat.
  2. Mix flour with salt.
  3. Beat eggs well and add milk, water and butter.
  4. Sift flour and salt into liquid.
  5. Whisk just until blended.
  6. Melt some butter in pan, just enough to coat bottom of pan when you swirl it.
  7. Pour batter into pan starting in the center and spiraling out, covering about ⅔ of the pan. (About ⅔ cup for a 9 inch crepe)
  8. Tilt pan to spread batter to fill bottom.
  9. Cook for about 2 minutes.
  10. Flip with a smooth motion. Or you can just fucking throw out the batter, turn off the stove and practice flipping with a piece of bread until you get it. Or you can just suck and use a spatula. (I plan on posting a video lesson on how to saute and flip stuff in a pan)
  11. Cook for about a minute and a half on the second side.
  12. The crepe will bubble slightly and brown a bit. This is what you want.
  13. Place the crepes on a plate and cover with a clean cloth. Or put them in a oven on the lowest setting to keep while you cook the rest.
  14. You will likely have to discard the first crepe. It happens. No biggie.
  15. Fill crepes with stuff. I'll post a nice recipe later.
  16. Top the crepes with a lovely sauce. I'll post something kickass later.

Hey look! I figured how to caption stuff! This is the first crepe I cooked in almost a decade. It came out pretty nice. Don’t be scared.